Forget Carlos Danger! The 10 Best Alternate Sexting Names for Anthony Weiner

We have other options the politician should contemplate for his next scandal

Former congressman Anthony Weiner, who left office in 2011 after a sexting scandal, has come under pressure to end his candidacy for mayor of New York City because of allegations that the politician sent explicit text messages and photos to other women under the pseudonym “Carlos Danger.”

While “Carlos Danger” isn’t the worst fake sexting name we've ever heard, here are some other options we think the politician should contemplate for his next scandal:

1. Abrahard Lincoln

2. Robin Thick (sorry, Robin Thicke!)

3. LeDong James

4. Macklemoregasm

5. Geraldo Rivera

6. Humpy Cat

7. Dick Jagger

8. Prince Willie

9. Davy Cockett

10. Shaft Punk

Drew DiSabatino is a Viral Writer for iVillage. Follow him on Twitter and Google+

 

 

 

 

Drew DiSabatino is a viral writer for iVillage. Follow him on Twitter and Google+.

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