10 Conversation Topics for Your First Date with Mr. Wrong

  1. The time your father chased your ex-boyfriend out of the house with a baseball bat because he caught the two of you making out in your room
  2. How much money your parents owe the IRS
  3. Why your ex left you at the altar
  4. How much therapy it has taken for you to forgive him
  5. How much your mother wants to see you married and pregnant
  6. How much your father wants you to marry a [insert your date's profession here]
  7. The guy who accused you of stalking him, even if that's not what you were doing at all, you swear
  8. How you can't go a single day without reading your horoscope
  9. What his horoscope said today -- of course you checked
  10. Fascinating recent breakthroughs in STD research
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