10 Snappy Comebacks When People Annoyingly Touch Your Belly

Cue the Jaws music. It's coming, it's coming -- that stranger's hand, headed straight for your belly. You might want to smack it away or scream out in a hormonal rage (both fine, in case you're wondering). Better yet, use these quick-thinking quips to put that bump-touching bandit in her place. (11 Photos)

Christine Coppa on May 6, 2010 at 2:44PM

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a Christine Coppa on May 6, 2010 at 2:48PM

If you think that’s something, you should feel my butt.

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