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Jack and Avery fly up to Toronto for a titillating weekend at the G8 Summit. Instead of indulging their most carnal politics-based fantasies, Avery goes into labor (or "labour" as the Canucks would have it be known), and the Donaghy-Jessups go into freak-out mode that they might birth a Canadian daughter. That would be oat of the question.
In a desperate bid to hitch a ride back to America -- and before you can say "Frozen River meets Winter's Bone" -- they find themselves driving a Canadian named Lorne (John Cho) and his mobile meth lab across the border. Jack has second thoughts in a gas station somewhere outside of St. Catharines (or any Canadian border city of your choosing) and decides to back down for the benefit of little Maple Leaf Jessup, eh. She comes into the world in all her Canadian glory, only to have her first sight be her parents walking out of the hospital in a rage when her Socialist countrymen won't accept money for health care.