From the out-of-the-coffin creators of HBO’s
True Blood, LoveBitten.net is the place for mortals seeking the amorous attentions of the undead. Plug in your vitals (favorite movies, five words that describe you, blood type) to find your perfect vampire mate. (Sorry Twilighters, Robert Pattinson is not listed.) Dating tip for the fang-bangers: If you want “eternal love,” order a garlic-free dinner.
Could you find your soul mate on this site?
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Remy Braun
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