In light of, you know, the shifting sands of history and such, did you really watch 9021-hos last night? No? Well good. Because I did! And what better time to intermingle drama and democracy, for there is much to be learned.
The Wilson kids learn of their bastard half-brother. Dixon lets it digest while Annie is a big ol' brat. What's new? Speaking of the rube herself, Annie lets Ethan convince her that it's a good idea to hide their relationship at all costs and simultaneously make out in every clandestine location this side of Fred Segal.
We learn that Silver is a giver -- misguided, but a giver nonetheless. She senses the stress among the girls of the Bev Niner and decides to throw a slumber party. Would you be surprise if I told you that it turns into a raging, booze-filled house party? Naomi enlists her new bestie Annie to run interference while she scores some alone time with detention Ozzy. This would work well if Annie weren't three sheets to the wind and horny for Ethan. As such, Naomi nearly finds her ex-BF and new BFF all up in each other's business. Ultimately, Annie gets all weepy-weepy about lying to Naomi and being lied to by Harry. One results in throwing up in the bushes, another results in a heart-to-heart. It's yours to guess which is which.
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