It's a heat wave in the Bev Niner, but ain't nobody gettin' laid up in here. Except for maybe the casting director who hires Tabitha for a miniseries.
Annie and Ethan make out in every nook and cranny in California because they're in looooove (or just teenagers). Like horny teenagers, they deem themselves ready to start the sexin', complete with an overextended Palm Springs metaphor. Before they can get down to business, though, they do the totally non-teenagerly thing and have an ultra-luxe seven course dinner, including foie gras and sweet breads. They barely make to course three of the innards smorgy before the hormones kick in. Mid-foreplay Annie's virgin-on-the-brink speech freaks the feck out of Ethan, and Annie's hymen remains intact. Ethan later explains that he totally understands Annie's emotional investment in sex. They decide to take their time before humping like bunnies.
Okay, I lied a little. Harry and Debbie also get some. In the back of the crap wagon. Sexy. Fueled by their heat rage, they stage a sneak attack on their profligate daughter. Comeuppance is theirs, though, when Annie is still eligible to attend next year's Purity Ball, so they celebrate by doing the humpty dance.
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