'90210' Recap: Dog & Phony Show

There is much patching up of things this week -- but first! Massive carnage. Ivy gets the ball rolling by spotting a prime opportunity to take down Jen. At a frigging horse race. Because that's where all the high school kids are hanging out these days… Anyhow, the plan involves, amongst other things, plying Naomi (or "Nie-oh-me" as Ivy so irksomely insists on calling her) with expensive gifts and spinning around a colorful umbrella. Amidst all this chicanery, the potty plotters fail to notice that Jen is right behind them as they loudly map out her demise.

She corners Liam to secure the upper hand but actually ends up playing right into his labyrinthine scheme. She is exposed both to Naomi and Matthews, who takes a minute from pontificating about Kierkegaard to let Dixon tell him the truth. Jen realizes she's sunk with Naomi, so moves her attention to Matthews and gives him a speech right out of As Good As It Gets, but it's too little, too late.

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