Not for nothing, the word "bash" is synonymous for both a party and a beating.
Naomi partners with Annie to throw a baby shower-slash-bachelorette party for AAdrianna. This consists of noshing on food from every starfucker restaurant in town and modeling toilet paper dresses on a homemade runway at the Casa. Elsewhere, the guys -- spearheaded by Liam, of course -- get Navid wasted and surrounded by poontang at a strip club bachelor party. In tandem shit-tastic plotlines, Navid's mother crashes the shower to tell AAdrianna she's making a huge mistake, thus driving AAdrianna back to the pill bottle, and a spunky sorority girl tells Navid not to get married. Damn you, show! Navid actually proves himself worthy of these challenges. His reward? Getting his dreams crushed by AAdrianna, who realizes she is still a friggin' junkie and can't handle parenthood. They decide not to get married after all but are decidedly grown up about it and still love each other deeply. Breaking. My. Heart.
In party B-plot, Ethan makes a cameo to tell Silver that her relationship with Dixon is doomed. Also, Annie and Liam have a couple of tête-à -têtes in which Liam tries to bring out the bad girl in Annie. One bright spot in the midst of all this ugliness, Silver comes to her senses and invites Dixon to prom.
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