How to Squeeze a Booty Call Onto Your Crazy Holiday To-Do List

It may be the busiest time of the year but don't let the Grinch get to your mojo. Here's how to make sure you squeeze in some action with your boo amidst all the shopping, partying and family-visiting (13 Photos)

Kimberly Dawn Neumann on Dec 18, 2012 at 4:48PM

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How to Squeeze a Booty Call Onto Your Crazy Holiday To-Do List

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Hum Xmas Carols and Jingle Balls

Get creative with your hands and mouth. Intercourse might make too much noise, but oral and hand jobs are a great way to get intimate and get off without anyone knowing what’s going on. “Every guy loves a holiday hummer -- during oral sex, simply wrap your lips around his shaft and make ‘hmmmmm’ sounds while you move your mouth up and down and hum his favorite Christmas carol,” says Dana B. Myers of Booty Parlor. “Most likely, you'll both wind up laughing, but it will also create a delicious vibration for his most sensitive spot.”

Also, if you're usually not one to tickle the twins, consider this holiday your moment to venture into unchartered territory! “While you're giving him oral sex -- try sucking on a peppermint candy cane beforehand for added tingle -- use your hands to pay attention to the boys,” says Myers. “Gently pull them away from his body. Trace your finger in a ‘W’ shape along the contour of them -- start on the upper left, down under, up in the center line, down around the right one, then back up to the upper right.”

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