Adnan's Britney Tell-All: Part 2

Well, I just watched the second installment of "Adnan Paints the Perfect Britney Picture" on Entertainment Tonight, and now, more than ever, I'm convinced that this interview was all her idea. Every word out his mouth was how amazing and wonderful and SANE she is. Here are the highlights:

Adnan knows -- not thinks -- knows that Britney could never be a danger to her children Britney wants to see her kids and she wants them back Adnan was at the hospital with Britney on the night she was taken away in an ambulance, after her standoff with K-Fed's bodyguards  Britney is not suicidal "The love [Britney] has for her kids outweighs anything else"

It's genius. Start the rumor that they've broken up and that there's a restraining order against Adnan, don't be seen together for a few days, let it brew in the media, Adnan offers to sell his "exclusive tell-all", ET bites, Adnan gets million and millions of people to listen to him praise Saint Britney and they are back together the next night, laughing at us all for believing this crap.

Genius, I tell you, simply genius. 

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