An Airbrushed Celeb, Richard Simmons and Other Halloween Costumes We're Considering This Year

I have donned many a get-up for Halloween:

Britney Spears at the Superbowl
Pam Anderson in the pink furry hat
Madonna, ConeBra Era 

You get the picture. Give me a chance to slut it up and play blonde bombshell for a day, and I’ll take it. (Though nothing as absurd and gratuitous as, say, a Sexy Eskimo - what?!)

But I’m considering a different avenue this year and dressing as…an airbrushed celeb!!

Honestly, this costume is sheer genius. It’s smart, snarky, makes a statement and doesn’t require you to walk around half-naked (unlike every Halloween costume I’ve worn since being a blue Crayon in fifth grade). Get a bunch of friends and have one go as your publicist, another as your Sugar Free Red Bull and a third as your Blackberry and your team is a shoo-in to win free shots at any bar you go to.

Some other fun diet/fitness-inspired Halloween costume ideas:

Richard Simmons 

The Swine Flu

“That guy” at the gym (ya know, the one who wears a shredded tank, ripped jean cut-off shorts, construction boots and eats a Snickers between sets) 

A piece of sushi

Yoga instructor (Great excuse to go shopping at Lucy!)

A slinky barista (serving non-fat, sugar-free lattes, of course!)

Sooo…what crazy costume might I find you in this year?

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