Did Victoria Beckham really think she could just move to Los Angeles and be the brightest light in town? If she did, she was mistaken. The former Spice Girl actually had to tip off paparazzi that she would be at the Pleasure Chest sex shop in West Hollywood on Monday. The photogs showed up (of course) to find Posh accompanied by a blowup doll dressed like her as a "decoy." Very discreet. Vicki's hubby David Beckham gets to town in July, as that is when his contract with the Galaxy soccer team goes into effect. Until then girl should take up gardening or something.