New York, New York the big city of dreams... Oh, dream on dreamer. Damn that life, it always manages to get in the way of something. Now, doesn't it? Who's going to let a little thing like being tone deaf blow a singing competition? One girl tried to convince the panel, "you can teach me how to sing." She doesn't think you necessarily have to sing to be an American Idol, adding "Paris Hilton can't really sing." A reality check Randy please, "Paris Hilton is not an American Idol. This is not a competition to try to find the best person that can't sing, but really wants to." Next, Ian Bernardo. We are all talking about him today. That's partially what he wanted anyway, "a nice addition to my already long and impressive resume." The selling-point spreadsheet includes: wearing a chinchilla, singing and dancing. And if you don't believe him -- you can ask his family, friend and one of his therapists... You know it's bad when you have more therapists than friends.