'American Idol' Recap: Choose Absurdity

Oh girl. So the first thing that happens is a sad, sad girl walking in the sunshine crying about this and that and how she thought she would be famous and how can she go back to her loved ones now and all of this and then it turns out that really the problem was she got a little gassy, broke a little wind, and that was the dealbreaker in the middle of her audition.

Which first of all, that's classic comedy because they really make you feel empathy for the girl and hatred for the show and the usual things and then just when you're like I am implicated, America is implicated boom: Fart joke. But also isn't it ironic because this is a show where the judges are or have included: Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Steven Tyler. The three biggest farters of life.


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