American Idol - Some Came Running, Others Limped
I knew it was Rat Pack night, but seeing them dressed like that is like waking up from a dream where you got fired and then waking up enough to remember that you really did get fired. In fact, I'm worried enough that I'm going to cheat and look at the song list... Oh, that's nice! I like all of these songs! As long as they don't bring out Tony Bennett this should go well. Matt's going to kill! [This is Jacob from the future, pointing and laughing at you for thinking Matt's awesomeness and his song's awesomeness couldn't possibly add up to something stupid.]
Paula's wearing a crazy dress, in a lovely shade of red, that looks like a classroom decoration for Valentine's Day as viewed from a very wrong angle. The band rocks out playing some little jazz tune because of course they're going to both be awesome and enjoy themselves immensely tonight, Kara does a little dance, and then there's the Idols. From this distance, Danny looks fabulous, Allison looks almost properly attired, Matt is wearing an annoying hat and suit like Dick Tracy, Kris is tiny and can wear anything he wants, and Adam's back in all-white, which means drama. Up close, Matt's wearing a blue shirt with a grey suit and has thus redeemed himself away from the swinger ethos he looked like at first glance, and Danny is wearing a hideous chin-beard.
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