American Idol - "Yeah, But I Make More Sense, Paula"

Ooh, The Year You Were Born! That takes the sting off not being able to see Ryan's tie bar that he's been obsessing about all day on twitter. I love Year You Were Born. If I were on this show, first of all I would not be on this show, but if I were -- and I couldn't do "Magnet & Steel" because that's what I always say, because it is the most perfect song ever written -- I would sing...

Jesus God 1978 was queer. I knew there was disco and shit, but man, I was born in the gayest year of all time. I can't believe anybody had time to conceive me, what with all this nonsense. I thought it was going to be like, tube socks, and Jodie Foster wearing lots of shorts. No wonder I loved Swingtown so much. Check it, in one poor naïve year you have: "Got To Be Real," "I Love the Nightlife," "I'm Every Woman," "Last Dance," "Le Freak," "MacArthur Park," "Shake Your Groove Thing," and (obligatorily) "YMCA." That's just... That's like Liberace and how nobody knew, and you look at your grandma like, "But for real, though?"

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