America's Next Top Model - Acting Like a Model
It's the middle of the season, which can only mean one thing: acting! But before we get to that, there's another unsurprising, yet related, thing: drama! The girls have what appears to be Thanksgiving dinner at the house, complete with turkey carcass and pie. Natalie assumes exemption from clean-up, which may or may not have been a joke, but provides the perfect excuse for Teyona and Aminat to punch her in the throat with their eyes. Natalie attributes her bitchery to the fact that she was born with a silver spoon up her ass, which doesn't seem to go far in endearing her to anyone. The girls put aside their differences as they head to a teach with Paulina. It's all about acting, and as one might expect Celia is a ham and Tahlia is a drip. After pairing up for some quick exercises, the girls are introduced to a special guest with whom they'll perform a scene. And that special guest is -- wait for it -- no, keep waiting -- seriously, it's worth it -- CLAY MOTHERCHUCKING AIKEN. Also known as a close personal friend to Tyra Banks! You know they eat ribs and cruise Manhunt together every Thursday night. London, who apparently is from a family of actors, portrays a has-been model at a fitting convincingly enough that she wins the challenge, and a prize of $5,000 worth of apparel from Joe's Jeans. Sad for her, she's too fat to fit into any of it. Ah, the thrill of victory.
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