Amy Winehouse is heading to Norway for a court appearance, stemming from her October arrest for marijuana possession. Amy says she wants to appeal the charge. The wacked-out singer says she had been deceived about signing papers agreeing to pay the fine. According to the "Rehab" singer's logic, she says she didn't understand that paying up meant that she was pleading guilty. Amy blames the language barrier, even though police are calling her bluff, saying that she was helped by English translators.
I know what the problem was. It wasn't that she didn't understand the language, people, she was HIGH! She didn't understand anything! She was like, "That's a funny little man talking jibber-jabber. Oh, you'd like an autograph? No problem -- do you have any candy? I love marshmallows. I'm thirsty. I don't think I like these handcuffs -- they are hurting my pancreas." Good luck with all that court stuff, Amy.