Amy Winehouse Makes Me Nauseous

They tried to make me go to the dentist and I said no, no, no. When anybody starts a sentence with I don't mean to be mean, but..., you know they're going to be mean. And I'm going to be a little mean right now. I don't mean to be mean, but... Amy Winehouse needs to make an appointment with a dentist immediately. Maybe if she wasn't a singer -- with her mouth gaping open all the time -- it wouldn't be a big deal. But I can't look at her comfortably because she's missing so many teeth! I think she's pretty hard to look at anyway with the big hair, crazy makeup and tattoos galore, but all that is bearable. It's the fact that she has about four teeth just freaks me out. Spend some of those earnings on some veneers, Amy! Maybe the missing teeth are her secret to success? She has such a great voice because so much air can easily slide in and out. I don't know. I do know that she's really hard to look at and that annoys me because I like her. Does it bug you?

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