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What a shock this is. Not.
"I can confirm that I have been instructed to commence divorce proceedings on the grounds of Amy's adultery," Henri Brandman, Blake's lawyer told People.com.
Wait -- adultery?
You mean to tell me that there is someone else who wants to sleep with Amy?
Apparently, there is. Amy has been spending the last few weeks in St. Lucia, palling around with some young rugby player.
Blake's mother, Georgette Civil, says she just can't wait for the couple's split to be official. "I am just so relieved it's going to be all over."
Yeah, that makes, I don't know, 8 million of us.