Celebrities = endless enjoyment. Case in point? A reported IM exchange between Anna Nicole Smith and her possible baby daddy Larry Birkhead (above left). TMZ.com claims to have obtained this interactive bitch out between the two, who are supposed to settle their paternity debate with a DNA test today. Doesn't look like that is happening. Anyway... Be warned: There's some naughty language -- I don't care, but y'all might.
Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole in your dreams
"Go f**k my mom to"? Wow -- that's a good one. I'll try that one right after I use Josh Hartnett's "Get f---ed."
Anyway, this DNA test is to determine whether Larry or Howard K. Stern is the father of Anna's daughter, Dannie Lynn Hope. I guess it will be a bit longer until we actually know.