Anna Nicole Smith may be knocked up... but she's going to make us guess for a while.
Star is reporting that Anna Nicole is expecting a baby with her "secret boyfriend," who is -- believe it or not -- a journalist named Larry Birkhead, who works for USA Today.
Can you imagine their conversations?
Larry: No, darling. You would said "I" in that instance, not "me."
Anna (in her Southern drawl): Huuuuh?
Larry: Never mind. You're hot.
Anna's lawyer/BFF Howard K. Stern released this statement:
"If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet. If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumor because she thinks it's funny."
If it's true, Larry is likely to be set for life. This week, she won the right to continue her battle for a portion of her late billionaire husband's estate and many people say she has a good shot at winning a lot of cashola.
And if Anna is prego, I can already tell you how she'll lose her baby weight: TrimSpa, baby!
UPDATE: Anna Nicole is pregnant!
