Anne Heche and her soon-to-be ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, are fighting over... buttons. In the latest chapter of this lively divorce saga, People.com is reporting that the actress and author of the book Call Me Crazy denies cutting buttons off 19 of Coley's shirts. She also says she didn't steal rugs, furniture or Coley's pants.
You sorta just have to read the whole story to see just how ridiculous it all is. And may I boldly suggest that perhaps two people -- who clearly hate each other -- maybe shouldn't still be sharing a house? Oy! There should be a law preventing juveniles from getting married.