Anne Heche's Ex: "She's Delusional!"
Coley Laffoon, Anne Heche's soon-to-be-ex hubby, filed court papers requesting joint custody of their son, Homer, on the grounds that Anne tends to act in an inappropriate manner when it comes to their 5-year-old.
Coley is claiming that Anne is wacky and refuses to seek help. In the documents, the videographer states that his ex's "bizarre and delusional behavior" and "poor parenting skills" could be a problem if she were to get sole custody.
His accusations include Anne pulling a Britney -- not strapping Homer into a car seat, using foul language in front of the kid, and packing lunches her son didn't like (the nerve!). Coley added that because of his previous experience as a nanny and a camp counselor(????), he should be awarded joint custody.
He's also asking for a measly $33,000 a month in spousal support.
A rep for Anne said: "It is disappointing that Coley Laffoon has resorted to filing lies with the court because Anne would not cave in to his astronomical monetary demands, including his demand for $45,000 a month in support. For the past several years, the child's father has refused to get a job in order to contribute financially to the child's care."
Obviously this poor little boy has two unstable parents. One sees Martians, the other is a dead-beat with camp experience. I think he should become emancipated --- even at 5, he's bound to take better care of himself than either one of these wack jobs.
