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It's makeover episode! Wait, make that TYOVER episode. I know, I know. But a mere makeover would not suffice on this season of seasons. But before we get to the hair drama, Tyra has the girls meet with brand strategist Martin Lindstrom, who is a genius with an indeterminate accent. Apparently the crack ANTM research team asked fans about the girls' images, and from this Martin is going to give them one word that will dictate their brands.
To wit, Lisa is daring, Shannon is trustworthy (read: boring), Dominique is a survivor, Allison is unique, Angelea is persistent and wears cheap shoes, Bre is a girlfriend, Camille is proud, Isis is inspiration, and Laura is lovable. Alexandria is tough, which really means "tough to like." Sheena is deemed "unexpected," which she correctly intuits as "unexpected that she's not a cello-playing math genius." Martin tells Kayla that being gay is SO five years ago, and gives her the word "free." And then there's Bianca. Her word is "candid".