Associated Press Writes Britney Spears Obituary
Talk about pessimism! Usmagazine.com is reporting some creepy news that the Associated Press has already begun writing a Britney Spears obituary.
"We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it's easily one of the biggest stories in a long time," AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington said.
"I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now," she adds. "Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now - but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."
I'm sorry but that's a little upsetting. I'm sure we've all had thoughts that Britney might be teetering on the Anna Nicole Smith-edge, but to go as far as to actually start preparing for her death is really too much. Why don't they pick out her coffin and buy little suits for Sean and Jayden to wear?
On the other hand, I hope Britney reads this story and it so freaked out that she does something about the mess she calls her life. Talk about a wake up call.
