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Big news in teeny-bopper land, folks! Unconfirmed reports are flying around the Internet that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have been seen in "hardcore flirting" mode.
No doubt fans of both were already titillated when Cyrus was spotted leaving the Biebs' recording studio last month (where, allegedly, the pair have been quietly collaborating on a music project). But the crazy-crazy really ramped up this weekend, when Bieber made Miley a not-so-secretive house call: He pulled up in his new, leopard-print Audi. Way to throw off nosy photographers, Justin! They'd never look twice at a car disguised as a mountain cat!
Then they partied together -- for a whole 15 minutes -- in the wee hours of Sunday morning at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel. And then ... they left at the same time.
What does this mean? If these two kids have found true love forever, the fallout will be exponential! For one thing, their recent exes -- fellow teen stars Selena Gomez and Liam Hemsworth -- will not be pleased by these developments, considering how the tweet-happy couple won't be easy to ignore. Will the Twitterverse explode? Will she convince the up-for-anything Bieber to join her for some twerking videos? Hey, he could dress up like a leopard!
The pair have already performed together several times ... so a joint tour (no pun intended, guys) would no doubt be imminent. What do you think, Miley? Would you be up for a tour with your new boyfriend?
Would he get to be the headliner, and you would open for him?
Yeah, a tour could be problematic. But they could co-host Saturday Night Live together! She's already spoofed him…
And he's already appeared on The Miley Show as president of her fan club, where he chats about "that douchebag" Justin Bieber...
That's true! Come to think of it, Miley's made some mistakes, too. These two are a match made in child-stars-rebelling heaven -- even if Miley did tell radio station Hot 99.5: "I'm ENGAGED! That is impossible." Well let's just wait and see, Miley....
Jennifer Graham Kizer is an Atlanta-based writer who covers pop culture and watches too much TV. Luckily, iVillage gives her an excuse to watch even more. Follow her on Google+.