I just saw this photo of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake from the Shrek the Third premiere in the UK and had to say: Aren't you glad you're not famous? How horrible would it be to have to stand next to your ex -- who you really didn't want to break up with -- and smile like you mean it? (A little Killers lyric in there. I heart Brandon Flowers. ) I couldn't do it. I couldn't. I'd ignore him... or trip him... or make funny faces behind him while he posed for photos. I would not smile my prettiest smile and act like my heart wasn't broken. I just couldn't. Just another reason I'm glad I'm not famous... though I'd love their paychecks. Could you act like it didn't hurt? Tell me about it.