What a coincidence!
Two very different stories are out today, both about a popular starlet and her knack for lap dancing.
First off there's Hilary Duff, who told Maxim, despite previous reports that she's been seen doing a little ho-down out in the clubs, that she's actually not a very good stripper.
"I've been accused by the press of giving lap dances at clubs," she told the mag. "I mean, little ol' me? It's shocking.
"People love to believe it --- it's way more exciting to talk about than the truth! And they're so descriptive about these lap dances," she says. "I don't even know how to do a lap dance!"
Okay, on the other end of the spectrum there's Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, whose hubby, Pete Wentz, told Howard Stern that Ashlee is quite the freak in the bedroom. Pete told the shock jock that the first time he and Ash got it on was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had."
"It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City]," he continued, "And I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"
And the anti-Hilary "loves giving me lap dances," Pete blabbed. "She gives a mean lap dance."
So, in case you were keeping a chart, you can put a "yes" under Ash in the lap dance column and a "no" under Hil.