'The Bachelor' Recap: I Lost My Lunch in San Francisco

The RVs are arriving in San Francisco, and there are just five women left. Tenley says that Jake is very serious, since last time he said goodbye to four women. Logically, when only woman is eliminated tonight, that means he's only about twenty-five percent as serious as he used to be. Ali's from San Francisco, so she's extra excited. Jake says he's "really excited" about his final five women, and he has to figure out which women he wants to meet his parents, which he says takes the relationship to a whole other level. I'm not sure that "implicating these women's parents in this cultural crime against humanity" is a whole other level, but there you have it.

The women are amazed at the hotel suite they're in, which is nice, if not as orgasmic as they're reacting. There are three one-on-one dates and a two-on-one this time. So there's an extra date, which Jakes will let him get to know all the women that much better. And apparently the roses aren't up for grabs on these dates, like not even on the two-on-one? I missed that somehow in the explanation, but when I watch The Bachelor I engage in primal scream therapy every ten minutes or so, so this was probably explained one of the times that I was screaming. I guess this is punishment for us for enjoying the bachelorette "bloodbath" last week.

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