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Don't be alarmed, folks, Daniel will still be back as your regular Bachelor weecapper, offering up his opinions on the weepy Jake and the classy gals who pretend to love him in order to get famous for the rest of the season. Tonight, Daniel is just off at the airport. He said it was a family thing, but I've got a hunch that he was just hoping to catch a glimpse of Jake in action.
So, basically that means I'm stuck here trying to figure out how Jake got picked to be the Bachelor this season. Sure he's attractive, but he also cries at the drop of his hat and misguidedly stuck his nose in Jillian's business when it was clear that she was just happy being the dumbest girl on the planet. I mean, she's claiming to be thrilled about living with a guy who dumped her, then came back and who suffers from erectile dysfunction, so there's really just no helping her. We realized that long ago, but Jake didn't. Now here he is, cheesing it up for another installment, and we're saddled with the lame tagline "on the wings of love." Groan. The ABC publicity department must have been beside themselves with excitement when they came up with that one. Anyway, enough of my general discontent and skepticism about this season -- let the waterworks begin!
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