'The Bachelor' Recap: Touched by a Bachelor

Oh, god, why? This is the point of the season I always regret doing this show: the Woman Tell All (That They Are Allowed Legally, As Long As They Don't Make Themselves Look Too Bad In The Process).

Chris Harrison comes out to an audience made up mostly of empty, broken women applauding furiously. He reminds us all of Rozlyn's dalliance with a staffer, and then tells us that "all of America" is waiting to find out who Jake picks. How can he look us in the face and lie like that? Oh, right: because no one actually hearing him say that is in any position to refute it.

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