'The Bachelor' Recap: Unfunny People

Chris says good morning to the women -- bleary-eyed and makeup-free they are, this early in the day. A few should really consider calling their lawyers and getting a court order to destroy this footage -- and talks about how it's important to move on. Anyway, he's got the next date card. It's for Vienna: "Let's fall head over heels together. Jake." "I'm ecstatic!" she tells us.

Michelle, who thinks of herself as "very attractive," is mad about it, and Vienna might be making a few enemies as she blathers on about how excited she is to show Jake her fun side. Ali is particularly perturbed. She figured that after her one-on-one date with Jake, he wasn't going on any with any other women, apparently.

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