Did ya'll hear that Lorenzo was hitting on all the ladies at a Hollywood party over the weekend? He so isn't with the wannabe princess. Nonetheless, I'm here recapping for you because this show is so bad it's good. Tattoos & Tears: There was a task this week: The girls had to take a singing lesson from an opera singer and perform in front of the other girls. They were bad -- as I know I'd be. Again, good bad. But Jami bested the competition, so she won the one-on-one date at the opera. Right before they left, Lorenzo gave her a necklace and earrings -- Chopard! -- for the evening. So Pretty Woman. (Cue Orbison.) At the opera, Lorenzo handed Jami the words of the song she sang earlier and asked her to sing it for him. She was horrible. He gave her a standing O anyway. Just when she thought she had nabbed a rose, he told her that he wasn't giving her one. "This is like dancing with my best friend," he told her. Tears flowed. Jami drove away (home!) and Lorenzo stood there watching with the diamonds in his hand. Farewell, Tattoo Girl!