Mystery Science Theater 3000 host Mike Nelson decided that he would eat bacon for a month to prove his colleagues wrong—a group of intelligent people who said no one could eat just bacon and survive. Um, we’re going to have to agree with them. Mike, who said he was basically already on a zero-carb diet, didn’t make it to the end of the month. No, he didn’t OD from bacon—he just came to his senses before he started sweating bacon grease from his pores. Sorry, was that unpleasant?