An American Flag Onsie for Grown-Ups & More of What NOT to Wear This 4th of July

Our eyes! They burn red, white and blue from the tackiest American-inspired fashion on the Internet

Stars & Stripes Onesie

Stars & Stripes Onesie

Onepiece.com

Just say “no” to bad American fashion.

(OnePiece USA stars & stripes onesie, approximately $200 at onepiece.com)

American Flag Leg Warmers

American Flag Leg Warmers

wanelo.com

It’s the middle of summer so it only makes sense to show your USA pride with leg warmers. Right?

(American flag leg warmers, $38.99 at wanelo.com)

Long Sleeve Patriotic Flag Shirt

Long Sleeve Patriotic Flag Shirt

theflagshirt.com

Presenting the flag shirt in all of its red, white and blue glory.

(Scully menslong sleeve patriotic flag shirt, $59.99 at theflagshirt.com)

US Flag Print Shorts

US Flag Print Shorts

topshop.com

The new favorite pair of shorts for ‘tween girls everywhere.

(Moto beach flag hotpants, $56 at topshop.com)

American Flag Platform Shoes

American Flag Platform Shoes

shiekhshoes.com

Like, America stands proud, right? So will you in these, erm, sexy platforms.

(Glaze women’s Victoria-11 in ‘Blue Star Flag,’ $39.97 at shiekhshoes.com)

Star Spangled Body-Con Dress

Star Spangled Body-Con Dress

fantasiawear.com

Horizontal stripes can be flattering! But only in a body-conscious dress punctuated with a universe of stars.

(American flag dress, $48.92 at fantasiawear.com)

Flag Aviator Sunglasses

Flag Aviator Sunglasses

loveitsomuch.com

Fireworks, shmireworks. Who wants to see on the Fourth of July?

(Vintage deadstock American flag USA aviator sunglasses, $24.99 at loveitsomuch.com)

Stars & Stripes Garter Leggings

Stars & Stripes Garter Leggings

nastygal.com

Leggings? The middle finger to pants. Garter leggings? Time to give up on humanity.

(
American flag garter leggings, $58 at nastygal.com)

American Flag Bandeau

American Flag Bandeau

etsy.com

Let’s not call this something it’s not. That’s a big bow for your boobs.

(American flag bow bandeau top, $16 at etsy.com)

US Flag Print Swimsuit

US Flag Print Swimsuit

americanapparel.com

Bad tan lines not included.

(US flag print Malibu swimsuit, $45 at americanapparel.com)

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