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Stars & Stripes Onesie
Onepiece.comJust say “no” to bad American fashion.
(OnePiece USA stars & stripes onesie, approximately $200 at onepiece.com)
American Flag Leg Warmers
wanelo.comIt’s the middle of summer so it only makes sense to show your USA pride with leg warmers. Right?
(American flag leg warmers, $38.99 at wanelo.com)
Long Sleeve Patriotic Flag Shirt
theflagshirt.comPresenting the flag shirt in all of its red, white and blue glory.
(Scully menslong sleeve patriotic flag shirt, $59.99 at theflagshirt.com)
US Flag Print Shorts
topshop.comThe new favorite pair of shorts for ‘tween girls everywhere.
(Moto beach flag hotpants, $56 at topshop.com)
American Flag Platform Shoes
shiekhshoes.comLike, America stands proud, right? So will you in these, erm, sexy platforms.
(Glaze women’s Victoria-11 in ‘Blue Star Flag,’ $39.97 at shiekhshoes.com)
Star Spangled Body-Con Dress
fantasiawear.comHorizontal stripes can be flattering! But only in a body-conscious dress punctuated with a universe of stars.
(American flag dress, $48.92 at fantasiawear.com)
Flag Aviator Sunglasses
loveitsomuch.comFireworks, shmireworks. Who wants to see on the Fourth of July?
(Vintage deadstock American flag USA aviator sunglasses, $24.99 at loveitsomuch.com)
Stars & Stripes Garter Leggings
nastygal.comLeggings? The middle finger to pants. Garter leggings? Time to give up on humanity.
(American flag garter leggings, $58 at nastygal.com)
American Flag Bandeau
etsy.comLet’s not call this something it’s not. That’s a big bow for your boobs.
(American flag bow bandeau top, $16 at etsy.com)
US Flag Print Swimsuit
Bad tan lines not included.
(US flag print Malibu swimsuit, $45 at americanapparel.com)