Unholy Matrimony

Bam Margera is a Jackass, and it has nothing to do with his show. The MTV star wed childhood pal Missy Rothstein, 26. First off, congrats to the happy couple; I'm sure Missy is a lovely girl. But it's this next part that gets me: The newlyweds are chronicling their marriage on MTV in a nine-part reality television series called Bam's Unholy Union. C'mon! Have they learned nothing from the likes of Shanna & Travis, Jessica & Nick, Britney & K-Fed and Carmen & Dave? Bam is not Ozzy, Missy is not Sharon, and they're not friggin' immune to the reality TV curse. I predict this marriage folds before their wedding airs in April.

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