OMG, y'all. Post-prom shenanigans! It's like the writers suddenly realized they had 46 minutes left and thought, "Oh yeah, we have jobs. Work now?" Everything you could ever imagine happening? It happens -- and a windfall of other insane plot developments to boot. Making out? Boot camp? Hit and run? Now this is what I signed up for...
The primary action takes place at Naomi's after-prom party -- the one that she's barely attends because she's labor coaching AAdrianna. Sister Grifter amps up the bitch factor by about 300%, using information Liam told Naomi privately (and, thus, Naomi told her most trusted SG) to stick it to Naomi for... what again? Paying for their entire house? And all the stuff in it? And her couture prom dress? And eventually her Parisian divorce? Or perhaps just having a backbone for five seconds and deciding to use the aforementioned house she paid for to have a party. Naomi arrives in the third act, just in time to find Liam zipping up his pants post-coitus with SG, who's conveniently not in the random. While Naomi is assuming like there's no tomorrow, SG unravels her entire plan to "take [Naomi] down a peg." By fucking her boyfriend? What did Naomi do when she was with Ethan? Three strikes and this hag is out. And I have a feeling there are many secrets still buried in that there festering cooter. Yes, the same one that Naomi ends her episode crying into. Ew.
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