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Customer reviews aren't generally known as havens of comedy, but on a site like Amazon, which recieves millions of submissions everyday, there are bound to be a few chuckle-worthy entries. Amazon even flaunts this fact, collecting their favorite reviews on a featured page.
Below we've compiled 10 customer reviews that had us cracking up at our desks:
1.) Horse Mask
"It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways." -- ByronicHero
"This product is fantastic for those days when my prose is suffering from that not-so-fresh feeling." -- K. Gray
"I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie." -- Seth G. Macy
"What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone?" -- Mrs Toledo
"It's OK Iguess, but the bumpy road majkes it hard to type. And theree's a lot of pedeestrians and traffic that keep distracting me fromm my computer." -- John Meinken
"Let me just point out one glaring omission: While this is a lovely, multi-purpose binder, IT DOES NOT COME WITH WOMEN. Presumably one is expected to find women on one's own." -- PenName220
7.) A gallon of milk
"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!" --J.Fitzsimmons
8.) "Uranium Ore"
"I was very disappointed to have my uranium confiscated at the airport. It was a gift for my son for his birthday. Also, I'm in prison now, so that's not good either." -- C.A. Lankford
"The most horrific thing of all was that after having spent 300 years crawling to the system to unplug said cable, my brother was unable to control the sheer power of such a quality signal and like an ancient psychedelic Mr. Miyagi struggling with a running fire hose, pointed the beam directly into his face." -- Deviant
10.) "How To Avoid Huge Ships"
"I read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined." -- Dan