The Best Bad Pickup Lines of All Time

Sure they're cliché, but you have to admit that bad pickup lines can be so much fun. So as an ode to the art of the come-on, here are some of the sorriest, lamest and most hilarious lines of all time. Whether you're happily hitched or playing the field, you'll get a kick out of them -- from the safety of your computer screen, of course.

You've heard the basics...

"What's your sign?"

"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Where did you go to high school?"

"Are you an angel? Because I swear that you came from Heaven."

"You're so beautiful. Am I dreaming? Pinch me."

"I just moved here, so can you give me your address? I'm lost without you."

The lewd...

"Do you want to take a dip in my hot tub?"

Wearing a T-shirt with the phrase "I look better naked" sprawled across the front.

"Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package."

"Do you want to take a ride on my motorcycle?" (Actually having a motorcycle is optional when using this line.)

The bizarre...

"I'm not the most attractive guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

Him: "Do you have tickets to the show?" Her: "What show?" Him (as he flexes his muscles): "The gun show!"

"Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!"

Gal is wearing an "I love firemen/policemen/dogs/aliens" T-shirt. Guy walks past and shouts, "Thank God I'm a fireman/policeman/dog/alien!"

"Will work for money!"

And thanks to Hollywood, you've heard the following more than once...
"You complete me," often coupled with "You had me at hello." --Jerry Maguire

"How you doin'?" (also known as "the Joey") --Friends

"Do you want to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and win? Yeah? Then come home with me. A friend of my friend's cousin's friend was an extra in Apollo 13, which starred Kevin Bacon."

"You're so money!" --Swingers

Starting any anecdote with "When I was in band camp..." --American Pie

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