Best Burger Porn Ever? Try Tearing Your Eyes Away from These

Yes, we'll have that fried-mac-and-cheese-topped burger, please. Don't hold the jerk-rubbed bacon

In the incredibly vast land of food porn, we have found the mecca. We made it, guys. The aptly named site Porn Burger showcases the most over-the-top beautiful burgers you could ever imagine. In a world where normal burgers are topped with ketchup and mustard, maybe some cheese--and ok, lettuce, onion, tomato, and bacon if we're lucky--this brighter and more perfect universe involves burgers loaded with things like lobster, fried mac and cheese, duck confit, and not just any old bacon: jerk-rubbed bacon. We want these burgers, and we want them immediately.

As Mathew Ramsey, the creator of this insanely delicious site, told us, "PornBurger.me is essentially the inevitable culmination of my lust for for simultaneously creating and devouring burgers."  A trained chef and photographer, Ramsey aims to invent one outrageous new burger a week for an entire year.

His creations usually come about late at night, after his day job as founder of the DC/NYC-based production company Grizzly+Scout. So how does he come up with his burger ideas? "I've never met a burger I didn't like," Ramsey explained. "That said, part of this year's challenge is adventuring with ingredients and techniques that are new to me, for example: making a sea urchin buerre blanc. I don't always nail it the first time through, and I'm constantly tweaking flavors."

Hey, if you need a test-kitchen guinea pig, you know where to find us.

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