I don't know exactly what it is about Beyonce that makes me want to pull out her long blonde locks, one by one, but I just do. And then when I listen to her new song with Shakira, "Beautiful Liar", and they just chant their own names over and over again, I go to a very unhappy place in my head. So when Beyonce tooted her own freakin' horn again about how cool the digital editing is in her new video, and how she and Shakira look so similar, she can barley tell which dancing hair ball is her, I almost lost my mind. "For the video, they put us in a room together for about two hours and we just came up with the choreography and played off the fact we look similar," B yapped. "It was really cool because I don't even know who is who sometimes - even I get confused!" WHATEVER. Not that I'm this crazy Shakira-lover, but Beyonce even thinking she looks as good as Shakira belly dancing, irks the life out of me. Maybe I'm just being cranky on this dreary Friday morning, but that girl is on my last nerve.