I can’t stop thinking about something I saw awhile back when I was in the car wash (it’s like the suburban Internet cafe without the wireless, background jazz, and decaf soy lattes). I was killing time as my car went through the automatic thing, and idly watching the TV mounted up on the wall. A reality show was on. Now I came in during the middle here, so I am not quite sure what the whole deal was, but it was something about five hot bikini-clad young things vying for the attention of one lucky hunky guy. They each got to spend some quality one-on-one time with him doing such culturally enriching activities as racing tadpoles and going down a slip-and-slide.
At the end of one “date,” in an effort, I guess, to get to know her a bit better, the guy asked one girl what adjective she’d use to describe herself. Hmm, I thought, trying to guess what it would be – Fun-loving? Outgoing? Okay, maybe sexy?
Nope. “One word that I use a lot to describe myself,” she said smiling her blindingly bleached teeth into the camera, “is orgasmic.” O-k-a-a-a-a-a-y. I could see the guy trying to figure out what was up with that, too. Cause I know what I’m thinking to myself: “What the heck does that mean? Does she give a lot of them? Get a lot of them? Or just like them a lot?”
Yup, the times they are a'changing. In the hook up era, is "orgasmic" just the new word for "friendly?" Am I alone on this one? Help me out here. Please.
