Dearest Kate Moss, I supported you through your nasty cocaine scandal -- I even waged a failed Free Kate Moss from Rehab campaign! -- but I am no longer part of club Kate. Why? For one reason and one reason only: Pete Doherty. It's truly a sad state of affairs in Mossdom when this dirty, unpretty thing -- with an arrest record longer than your average line of coke -- is cheating on you! You're a friggin' supermodel. The most famous one in the world. Men are supposed to crave you; women are supposed to crave your look. Yet, the whole world seems to be laughing at you as this Casper the Ghost look-alike burns away the last shreds of respectability that you had. If you aren't going to kick this loser to the curb for yourself, do it from your daughter, Lila Grace. You aren't a role model to anyone in this world... but her. Sincerely, Your friends at Daily Blabber
