Blackwell's Worst Dressed List -- Spares Spears

A list! Mr. Blackwell has released his 48th Annual Worst Dressed Women List -- and Britney Spears does not appear. A mistake, you say? Not quite. Blackwell refused to name Britney's questionable attire on his list, due to the train wreck her life is currently. "For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was in appropriate at this time to make comment when her personal life is in such upheaval," he said at the end of his list. "I hope 2008 is a better year for her."

Huh! Here's the non-Britney list: 10.) Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac." 9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low." 8.) Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!" 7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!" 6.) Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!" 5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' - but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!" 4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!" 3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!" 2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above...tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror." 1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."

I'm sorry, but there is NO WAY that Posh is dressed worse than red-bra-in-public Amy Winehouse. I object! I don't know if I can do that, it is his opinion, but I object anyway. And Avril Lavigne should be much higher -- the whole punk-teen-girl-dress-with-Converse-look should have been put to rest way before she was a married woman. Your thoughts?

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