A Blonde Bomb for Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson has yet to receive the universe's memo stating that she is not an actress. The daddy's girl continues to make God-awful movies and further shoves her career down the toilet. Her latest disaster, Blonde Ambition, is rumored to be bypassing U.S. theaters and heading straight to Blockbuster heaven. "It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally," so says Us Weekly.

The flick, co-starring cutie Luke Wilson, is said to be a nightmare, shockingly, because of Jess' lack of talent. "The movie is absolutely horrible," says a source. "It's just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica's acting." Jessica's peeps say that the movie will be a theatrical release, while a rep for the movie isn't promising anything. "The final distribution plans have not been confirmed, so it would be premature to comment at this time." 

I'm pretty sure we could all live without yet another film dedicated to 90 minutes of Jess and her Razzie-caliber portrayal of a flaxen-haired flake.

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