We're not even kidding. Singer Bobby Brown was hospitalized Tuesday afternoon after suffering from chest pains. It turns out that he actually had a mild heart attack. Whitney Houston's ex has never had any previous trouble with his ticker, and his rep says that he is "recovering nicely," is in "great spirits and has a great prognosis from his doctors." He was expected to be released later in the day. It sounds like he'll be back to fighting with Whitney in no time.