Contrary to what people are saying, Lindsay Lohan is not dating fire(crotch)starter Brandon Davis.
Apparently Brandon's grandmother, richy-rich socialite Barbara Davis, has been telling folks in her circle that after Brandon apologized to Lindsay for calling her firecrotch -- among things -- the dueling duo actually started dating.
According to Page Six, on Saturday night at Kenny G's birthday party – who knew that was a big social event? -- Babs was overheard telling guests: "Brandon is dating Lindsay now!" Her rep backed the story, telling Page Six that Brandon took Lindsay out to dinner last weekend.
So is Brandon "I need to get my mouth washed out and hightail it to rehab" Davis dating Hollywood's hottest young star? Hell to the no, says Lindsay's busy publicist.
"It is unfortunate that Barbara Davis is desperate enough to make up a lie about Lindsay dating her grandson," said Leslie Sloane-Zelnick. "Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon's apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together. Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas."
So it sounds like Brandon has a little crush on Lindsay and perhaps he tried to get her attention by misbehaving… kinda like how I used to kick all the boys in the schoolyard during recess with my shiny white patent leather Mary Janes. I was in second grade. What's Brandon's excuse?